The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 30!

Hello. Episode 30 of my Beatles podcast is available now!

Don’t forget, I also have a new single with my band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can listen to here: Crushing Eggshells

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering as a way of supporting my music, my podcast and my creative output in general (I’ll let you into a secret… I don’t make any money from it! If anything, it costs me. So any and all help and support greatly appreciated!)

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 29!

Hello. Episode 29 of my Beatles podcast is available now!

Don’t forget, I also have a new single with my band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can listen to here: Crushing Eggshells

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering as a way of supporting my music, my podcast and my creative output in general (I’ll let you into a secret… I don’t make any money from it! If anything, it costs me. So any and all help and support greatly appreciated!)

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 28!

Hello. Episode 28 of my Beatles podcast is available now!

Don’t forget, I also have a new single with my band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can listen to here: Crushing Eggshells

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering as a way of supporting my music, my podcast and my creative output in general (I’ll let you into a secret… I don’t make any money from it! If anything, it costs me. So any and all help and support greatly appreciated!)

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 27!

Hello. Episode 27 of my Beatles podcast is available now!

Don’t forget, I also have a new single with my band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can listen to here: Crushing Eggshells

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering as a way of supporting my music, my podcast and my creative output in general (I’ll let you into a secret… I don’t make any money from it! If anything, it costs me. So any and all help and support greatly appreciated!)

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 26!

Hello. Episode 26 of my Beatles podcast is available now!

Don’t forget, I also have a new single with my band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can listen to here: ‘I Want A Robot Hoover’

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering as a way of supporting my music, my podcast and my creative output in general (I’ll let you into a secret… I don’t make any money from it! If anything, it costs me. So any and all help and support greatly appreciated!)

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 25!

Hello. Episode 25 of my Beatles podcast is available now!

Don’t forget, I also have a new single with my band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can listen to here: ‘I Want A Robot Hoover’

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering as a way of supporting my music, my podcast and my creative output in general (I’ll let you into a secret… I don’t make any money from it! If anything, it costs me. So any and all help and support greatly appreciated!)

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Episode 23!

Hello. Episode 23 of my Beatles podcast is available now:

Episode 23!

Also, I have a new project launching this week, a single by band ‘Bag Ratty Bro’ that you can preview and preorder here: ‘I Want A Robot Hoover’

This is the first of 3 singles that are on the EP ‘Chapter and Multiverse’ which is available for pre-order now. It would be great if you’d consider taking a listen and ordering.

Thanks.

The Big Beatles Sort Out Ep 18

It has literally just struck me that I haven’t been sharing on here when new episodes of my Beatles podcast are published!

In this podcast, my brother and I discuss 5 random Beatles tracks and I score each for music, production and lyrics, so that eventually I will have my personal list of my favourite Beatles songs!

The best part is really Paul, my brother, who is a super Beatles fan and does tons of awesome research to help me along the way.

Anyway, we are 18 eps in with 2 bonuses, so you’ve got a lot to listen to! The show is linked below, from there you can listen, follow, like, share and review! And please do! It is also available on all major podcast platforms.

Thanks! I will try and remember to post each week when new episodes are released.

https://anchor.fm/garry-abbott

Gaz Facts #1 – Cheese is actually made of nightmares.

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It’s a little known fact* that the myth ‘cheese gives you nightmares’ is actually a mistranslation of the very origins of cheese itself: cheese is made of nightmares! Or rather, the concept of cheese originated from a nightmare.

Think about it. At some point in the ancient past, in the ‘pre-cheese’ dark ages, someone, somewhere, must have looked at a quantity of rotting milk and thought to themselves ‘hmm, those lumpy bits look nice’.

Who else but an individual plagued by nightmarish visions and motivations would have succumb to such an urge? I imagine a primitive dairy farmer, tossing in his straw bed, beads of sweat running down his furrowed brow as images of naked, toasted bread, danced behind his tired eyes, mocking him and shrieking for a delicious topping of some sort.

But where would he find such a thing? It literally didn’t yet exist. Perhaps he experimented with other mouldy produce before hitting on the all important milk-factor. How different our favourite snack would be now if that farmer had instead reached into a vat of rotting fish carcasses. But no! Thankfully he was prompted by the nocturnal whisperings of demonic muses to try and eat a mass of congealing cow’s lactic fluid.

And thank God he did! It’s delicious.

 

*This is not a fact. From a whole two minutes researching this on the internet, no one really knows how cheese was discovered, but was likely cured naturally from bacteria on cows teats and has been dated back over 7500 in Europe from remnants of rudimentary cheese straining equipment.